Mendicant Master Mashes Morty!

Another Day, Another Badge

It's been a long couple days for me here on the Ranch. Being bit by the collector bug, I've travelled from Ecruteak all the way south to Azalea, and back again, in search of a few wild specimens to round out our stock: as a result, we can now welcome quite a few species to our stables.

Notably, we've added a shiny female Heracross to our growing stock list, along with Pineco, Vulpix, and Farfetch'd (which, due to a glitch, is the pokemon missing from the team on the left). In point of fact, we have every pokemon available who can be wild-caught in the grass from New Bark Town to Ekruteak, if you follow the traditional route of trainers attempting the gym challenge. What's more, I've also been busy with the pokewalker, so I have a few species you actually can't catch in those areas at all.

With a fresh Fog Badge tucked into my belt, I'm also ready to press on and add even more options to our stock pool. I'm looking forward to hitting up Olivine City - the gym and its talented Leader aside, the fresh salt air and local food market is definitely a worthwhile use of my time. What's more, I seem to remember a little shop there where I can get a proper fishing rod and finally round out our options in the water department. Right now, we're stuck with Wooper, Magikarp, or Slowpoke for that. Oh, and psyduck, I suppose, but I find their headaches to be contagious.

Night has fallen, but with luck, I can make it to the city in time for lights out.

Weekend Warrior Wins Whitney, Weedle, and Wings with Willowy Wits!

I haven't booked an FC yet.

Been a big week for us here on the ranch, actually. Ever since opening our Johto branch outside of Ecruteak City, we've been inundated with challenges by local talent to see if we have what it takes to do business in their region and defeat their local gym leaders! Between the jeers of the locals and the need to have the badges to legally leverage certain transportation options (if you've never flown by Noctowl at night, you really should give it a try...), I've accepted.

Three days ago I set out from New Bark Town, following the very same route junior trainers the world over have taken when commencing their own Gym Challenges. Starting with a hand-reared Cyndaquil from my own stock, I quickly assembled and trained up a winning combination of local pokemon - pokemon we can welcome into our breeding stock as well. I must admit, a part of our success has been in luck - finding the very best specimens without too much wasted time.

It's been four days since I began that journey, and I spent most of that day slacking off. The second day was possibly the most exciting - it was the day in which I beat both Faulkner and Bugsy. So far, only Whitney has posed any serious challenge - as you can tell from the trainer card, the Normal Type is a chink in the armour I just don't have the knife to hit.

Still, we journey on, pressing to the north, and back to Ecruteak, where Morty awaits. While there, I hope to take advantage of having been home to announce a special contest.

The following are a list of particularly-valued pokemon. The first person to source me three or more is going to receive a specially-bred, Flame Weel Rattata I had originally intended just for me, until my Kangaskhan came along.

Pokemon We're Particularly Excited to See

• Mankey
• Growlithe
• Omanyte
• Spinarak
• Gligar
• Mantine
• Phanpy
• Donphan
• Sableye
• Baltoy
• Anorith

Pokemon We Have Available as Stock

*Indicates Male Pokemon who must be ditto-cloned. Please inquire for more information.

• Hoppip*
• Hoothoot*
• Mareep
• Wooper
• Kangaskhan
• Cyndaquil*
• Stantler
• Drowzee*
• Weedle*
• Onix*
• Sudowoodo*
• Geodude*
• Zubat*
• Pidgey
• Sentret*
• Ekans*
• Rattata
• Nidoran (Female Line Only)
• Bellsprout
• Sunkern

Introducing Commune Pastures Pokemon Ranch

Hi there.

I've always been at home in Johto, and to be honest, I've always at my most comfortable as a pokemon breeder. I've always had a knack for the genetics of it. And so, I am re-opening an old service of mine, in order to provide it to you, my friends, neighbours, and random strangers stumbling in from places like Sl33kStudios.

Here at CP Ranch, we take pride in what we do. We're more than a mill for the unusual or uncommon pokemon, for cloning starters or producing cheap clones of Egg-Grouped Ubers. Breeding stock is carefully selected from our own stable of battle, contest, and athletics-proven pokemon, with respect paid to both IV transfer probability, nature inheritance, and, if desired, breeding-in of unusual moves. As with all bred pokemon, ours have a 500% greater chance of being shiny, as well, and in some cases higher due to the famed Masuda Method.

Once an egg is obtained, the specimen is then hatched out. If it demonstrates the qualities desired, we will then hand-rear pokemon to level ten or fifteen, depending on the desires of the client (often ourselves - we're constantly trying to breed better lineages into our breeding stock!). This rearing can be haphazard, or, as part of our Pedigree Electrum Program, carefully tailored to our, or your, Effort Value requirements.

Services Offered

• Rearing Services - We offer full-service hatching and rearing of all applicable young pokemon. Surcharge of 1 Pearl payable at time of retrieval (level 10 without EV specification), or Star Dust (level 10, with EV specification). Alternate payouts negotiable upon request, as with all our services.
• Ditto Cloning - In special circumstances, ditto cloning of a particular species will be available upon request. Such clones will be turned back over upon reaching level 10. Surcharge for this service is the use of one additional species, at my request, to produce another clone, after which the original specimen will be returned.
• Pedigree Pearl Program - Two parents, from the buyer's choice of our suggestions of combat-proven pokemon, are bred to form the offspring, which is hatched and hand-reared to level ten. The surcharge for this service is either - a desirable pokemon (as agreed by me) in trade, or 1 Big Mushroom.
• Pedigree Diamond Program - Two parents, from the buyer's choice of our suggestions of combat-proven pokemon, are bred to form the offspring, which is then hatched, and raised to level 15. The surcharge for this service is a desireable pokemon (as agreed by me) in trade, or 1 Big Pearl.
• Pedigree Electrum Program - Two parents, from the buyer's choice of our suggestions of combat-proven pokemon, are bred to form the offspring, which is hatched and hand-reared to level 15. Attention is paid to the accumulated effort-values and weighted as agreed upon by myself and the client. Accumulated EVs are then reported. The surcharge for this service is either - a suitable pokemon from the so-called No-Eggs Group, or Nugget.
• Move Inclusion - Move-inheritance inclusion is available at client's request. Fee for this service varies with the complexity of the move transfer.
• Pedigree Information - Pedigree information, including stat-cards of both parents (and their respective parents, if available) and from-birth IV tabulation is available freely upon request.

Caveats

• My Pokedex is not Complete, Generationally or in General - I have not completed either the Johto Dex or the National Dex. Some species may not already be in my breeding pool. As a result, it some delays may occur, stemming from a need to obtain one or both desired parents first, get a feel for them, and actually begin the breeding process.
• I work for a living. All in-character fun aside, I work a 40 hour week like most other people I know. I put what time I can into gaming and if I have orders for this site I will devote that time to pokemon. As many of you know, my gaming interests are broad. I am doing my best to process orders as quickly as possible but from time to time delays due to work or real-life events may occur. I will always contact you directly if your order is delayed.

To place an order, simply email "communeguy DOT constructor AT gmail DOT com" with the subject line "Breeding Request" and the details of your request. We'll hash out the actual specifics as we get the ball rolling. The account in question is checked regularly and auto-alerts me, so I know about your request as soon as the server does.